loller skates

A creative way to express laughing out loud, or LOL.

Dude: "Oh man did you see that guy smash his face on that wall? classic..."
Other dude: "yeah i did. Loller skates."
Nubcake: "LOLLERSKATES GO FAST DOWNHILL!!1!"

by two test tickles April 20, 2008

ice skates

Slang term for Crystal Meth.

Hey Girl, do you have any ice skates for me tonight?

by Christopher Taylor May 2, 2006

bitch on roller skates

1. A bitch. Ill-tempered, nasty, always spoiling for a fight, looking for a way to run someone else down, or taking something the wrong way. May be either gender.

2. A fast-moving bitch that will roll up behind you and smack you in the head (verbally or otherwise) without warning and for no good reason.

3. A bitch who can't stand it if he/she isn't getting all the attention, all the time.

In any "reality TV" show, there is at least one "bitch on roller skates" who can't get along with anyone else and always has to be the center of attention.

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009

Wipe the snow off your skates

To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.

Hey Eric, i saw you went home with that girl.... Did you wipe the snow off your skates or what?

by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006

Quad Skates

A pair of Roller Skates that have 4 wheels on each foot, 2 in line at the front, and two in line for the back.

These can come with or without Toe Stops, and have various options for wheels, bearings and plates.

Commonly used in Roller Derby and Speed Skating.

To join the Example State Roller Girls, you will need your own protective gear, and pair of Quad Skates

by SSRG85 August 20, 2010

Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.

I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.

by Salient1503 March 21, 2011

Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011