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Legal-Sized TV

The size of the TV required to be able to read the legal print at the end of a commercials for pharmaceuticals, car dealerships, or infomercials.
When Robert finally got a Legal-Sized TV he realized that the medication that he was taking was the reason for his impotence, excessive sweating, and heart palpitations.
by Pointer of the Obvious November 5, 2008
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One Sided Love

Basically when you love someone so much and they have no idea and they don't love you back. It sucks a lot.
Linda: "hey do you like Dylan?"
Ariana: "Yeah but it's one sided love"
Linda: "Oh sorry that sucks"
by anon_ymous123 December 29, 2013
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industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss
by xenu! May 22, 2008
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dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole
by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022
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Double-sided Scooby snack

Sex move that requires two guys and one girl. The Two guys dress up as Scooby doo, and the girl as shaggy. The girl lays down on her side. One guy fucks her in the pussy and the other in the ass, hence double-sided Scooby snack.
Me and my friend gio did the double-sided Scooby snack to this girl named Jenna.
by Riley K. #10 May 9, 2014
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Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009
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bonsai sized

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014
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