Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022

What's the sitch

One of Kim Possible's most coined catchphrases. The word "sitch" is slang for situation.

So like, what's the sitch?

by Childish Rolfbino October 16, 2016

nip sitch

An abbreviation for "Nipple Situation". Most often used to ask how one's nipples are.

What's the nip sitch on that ho?

by Bradikus27 October 20, 2009

DP Sitch

a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...

The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.

* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.

Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.

I'm having a DP Situation.

by Olivia the Great I September 12, 2010

What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012

Bon of a Sitch

The crazy, non-swearing people's substitute for "Son of a Bitch." Also can be used in public instead of the more harsh alternative.

"You Bon of a Sitch, that was MY hotdog!"

by Repoort November 15, 2004

Scope the sitch

literal meaning: scope out the situation.

To go somewhere;
To see how a situation is going;
To check out a certain event.

Bob: "hey Steve, did you hear Tina is throwing a huge party on Friday? It's gonna be epic."

Steve: "yeah man I am definitely gonna scope the sitch."

by LeXor October 18, 2008