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sasquatch

The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch.
by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015
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Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
by FidelAC April 28, 2010
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Sasquatched

When you blow a huge load on the back of an unsuspecting partner and cover them with your kept shaved pubes.
"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"
by Deuce2Deuce November 10, 2016
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shitsquatch

Large, foul-reeking, potentially hairy load of shit that was deposited in your toilet by a houseguest you wish had left earlier. Inspired by the famed Sasquatch of similar lore.
Dear god honey, your Uncle Frohicke laid a shitsquatch in here! Open the goddamned windows!
by Buzz Zoo July 1, 2007
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Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022
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susquatch

A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.
Bots always sus the susquatch.

Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.

Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!

Susquatch WAS the imposter.
by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021
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Flaming Sasquatch

When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.

Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...

Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
by Snuffaluffagusto October 29, 2015
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