WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR

YA KNOW ITS FUN RIGHT? IM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY OPINION BUT GIVE IT A TRY THEN TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.

NOT CONVINSED YET? OK. I'LL CUT U A DEAL! THE GAME IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE! AND THATS A GREAT PRICE!

WOT U NEVER PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR <-- Needed to put this here. plz dont kill me

by DCFads2 September 23, 2019

simplicious

1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conversation.


2. An uncommon moniker for males. Stems from Saint Simplicious (1351-1392), the patron saint of silly names.

1.
After dinner:
"Oh Sebastian, the Beef Wellington was simplicious!"

After the ballgame:
"That umpire's calls were all shit. Totally NOT simplicious, dude."

After sex:
"Sweet Jesu, Gwendolyn, where ever did you learn to do the cocoa steamer? Simplicious!"


2.
"Yo Simplicious, get your ass over to Tommy's house before I shank you."

by seductivedad February 17, 2009

Pet Simulator X

The crippling addiction Pet Roblox game. Known for it's screenshitted NFTs & P2W aspects. It's mostly played by kids around the age of 9. Preston the owner has a ton of money from people addicted from his drugged game.
TL;DR The Adopt Me for boys

Person 1: Can we play Pet Simulator X?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, that game is shitty

by flushe January 14, 2022

Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

Simuljack

“Si-mule-jack” A juxtaposition of simultaneous and jack off. The act of jacking off oneself and the person next to them. If the receiving party does not reciprocate, they are enjoying a “lazy neighbor.”

With his cock in one hand and Adam’s in the other, Jon was delivering a classic simuljack.

by Snarfer97 April 13, 2021

Yandere Simulator

Something that will never happen

A: Have you heard of Yandere Simulator
B: Oh yeah, my grandmother has been waiting for it's release since she was 12

by GrilledGoat January 10, 2022