Man-splaining

The male art of explaining a concept in such basic terms that even a woman could understand it.

So I was man-splaining to my wife that toothpaste is best squeezed from the bottom and not from the middle of the tube.

by Borys Kickabollockoff September 18, 2018

simpinings

when there is simp activity. (simp happenings)

i sense some serious simpinings.

by jdizz52 May 24, 2020

simpsplaining

The gist of an unorthodox point of view that cannot be proven or disproven.

"Aliens trick Americans to forfeit their smartest children to go on spaceships to be experimented on and given knowledge in exchange for lots of money to cover the oxygen and water for long duration space travel," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the complex structure in which the USA works with extra terrestrial society to mutually benefit and grow.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

simpsplaining

The gist of a complex unorthodox point of view that cannot be disproven nor proven

"Aliens trick families into surrendering their brightest children to University which double as a school but are in fact spaceships. Tuition costs are high because oxygen and water in space are expensive," says the Fairygodmother to the Earth girl, simpsplaining the very complex workings between the government and extra terrestrials sharing knowledge in exchange for the students time and money.

by Fairy Godmutha August 11, 2022

siblaining

make (an idea, situation, or problem) clear to a sibling by describing it in more detail or revealing relevant facts or ideas to which they are already aware, either in a condescending or non-condescending way

what I was doing was siblaining something to her that she already knew...

by Vavo_Bictor December 13, 2023

Sigsplaining

When the general manager of the Sky Casino, Sigma (from Bungou Stray Dogs), adopts a form of mansplaining that he uses on others and himself.

Sigma: "Cooking knives?! She must've gotten them from the kitchen!"
Viewer: "Pookie ily you're so beautiful and u deserve sm but pls stop sigsplaining everything..."

by nikolaisigmafyodorbuttfucker June 19, 2024

Gie-Splaining

When a company or celebrity are promoting a product or project but instead use the platform to virtue signal SJW politics. The term is gender specific.

Brie-splaining : is derived from Brie Larson projecting SJW politics when promoting Captain Marvel. It is the female version of the term.
Gie-splaining : is derived from Gielette using it's a best a man can get commercials to project SJW politics. It is the Male version of the term.

Donny paid for air time on television to sell his product. Upon taping for his time he rattles off about politics supporting nazi feminism.

Viewers watching exasperated states while shutting off the television " I really dont need a commercial gie-splaining to me about a political slant."

by antayat March 8, 2019