Symphonic band

A symphonic band is simply a band for smarter and more advanced musicians. People who were put in a concert band are rejects that didn't make the symphonic band.

The symphonic band has much more advanced music, for much more advanced musicians.

by Symphonic band October 13, 2015

sciphobic

The fear of science, its process, its findings, its advocates, and/or its practitioners. May stem from the fear that a trusted preacher's made-up stories are in fact completely fictional and useless in real life.

"He actually believes that the earth is only 6000 years old, it is completely flat, and evolution is just a theory without tons of supporting evidence?!"
"Yeah man, that dude is totally sciphobic. He'll fervently believe anything you tell him as if his life depended on it, as long as you're wearing fancy robes, or you appear on Fox News, and you don't have a Ph.D."

by Science Lover April 13, 2014

Shamphobic

Having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against Shamps’, Shams’, Shamoms’, and Shamamahs’.

“Watch out for those people they’re shamphobic!!”
“Imagine being shamphobic in 2021. 🙄”

by khanki_muncher November 29, 2021

Shamphobic

To be shamphobic is to have a dislike and/or prejudice against Shamps, Shams, Shamoms and Shamamahs. The term was created by Zika.

“I hate all shamps.”
“Ew stop being shamphobic!”

by zikavirus November 29, 2021

Siphonical

The act of being goofy or cringe based on wanna-be or desperate acts.

“Dude, stop simping for this girl, you’re acting hella siphonical right now”

Hey, wanna smoke at the party tonight? Nah, I don’t do drugs, that’s Siphònical.

by luxphon November 2, 2022

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

by Yharimus September 27, 2023

Symphonic band auditions

Nervousness incarnate where 70% of the people who make it are favorites or the teacher is evil

Man I'm so nervous for my symphonic band auditions

by Wisdomdagger May 17, 2019