Simped

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

simmer up

some bullshit logic that means the opposite of "simmer down" its a fucking lie.

Matt: you need to simmer up
Nate: No you need to simmer down

by kutyhgfdkxcythgfc December 17, 2016

Simmeolution

The act of changing an online username to a "jammer", or song that you really like, as a counter to the "Qevolution".

"Join the Simmeolution!"

by 3.wav March 22, 2021

let it simmer

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.

John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017

Simped

When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.

Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Hunter simmer

A racist guy who gets no gets no girls. He’s mean to almost all of his friends. You will have trust issues with him. If you know a hunter never trust him.

Bro stop being a hunter simmer

by Lebron21 April 22, 2018