Semika

Semika is a Sri Lankan prodigy, he wears pants that all women wear. he also is sexually attracted to bisexual blue whales. His beauty makes all the girls (and some boys) stair at him. It has been proven that any girl that have R in there name gets sexually attracted to Semika because of his admirable Sri Lankan Body. It does not matter how much he eats he never gets fucking fat. He gets an erection every time he looks at his expensive shoes like his Lebrons. his friends said that he moans every time he sees french fries dipped in pudding. Every time he sees soda he always wants to bust down and masturbate. Every night Semika unplugs his Xbox One S and sleeps with it if you know what I mean.

Human1: Hey, want to try french fries dipped in pudding?

Semika: Sure!

Semika: "Moans really loud"

Human2: what in the hell is wrong with him.

by Chanidu Gamage April 24, 2019

shmikal

A queen. An individual who is both so unique on the inside and outside that people can't help but envy the individual. Will occasionally say "dubious" or "sus" as a way of communication, otherwise will speak in the language of the hamsters. Shmikals slay in everything that they do and are stan'd by all the middle-easterns from Kuwait.

Dude! Did you see that concert last night?
Yeah. The singer was such a shmikal

by Febreze Slurper January 30, 2022

Similaria

When two or more people look or dress alike constantly.

Zack and Cody definitely got that similaria.

by ChasinCourtney January 8, 2010

similadies

Two girls that are similar/bum chums are similadies.

Danni and Arabella are such similadies, no one even gives a shit.

by James900 May 7, 2008

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.

"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."

by King Kweh September 10, 2005

simita

an amazing person with an amazing personality and is beautiful. although she can be quite clingy she is loyal and will never let you down.

"dude that girl over there, she is such a simita"

by Janeey Doe May 10, 2010

Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004