Players fuck up sometimes

Even the slickest of them all slip up every now and then

Dude 1: Tanya found out about my side piece after 4 years!!

Dude 2: nothing lasts forever...even players fuck up sometimes...

by The wise ghetto fool September 27, 2018

let's get together sometime

When you run into someone you haven't seen and/or spoken to in a very long time and they act like they want to be your friend again when that really isn't going to happen.

*Runs into old HS friend while out shopping*
Girl: Omg how are you, how have you been?!
Me: "oh great, how about yourself?"
Girl: "Sane as always. Let's get together sometime!!"
Me: "Yes, let's!"
*Never talk to each other ever again*

by Basicbabe December 18, 2016

sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 July 5, 2015

we should do something sometime

a vague-ity, but with positive intent. Saying this allows you to test the water, but is sufficiently vague to allow you to maintain a sense of detachment from the question.

MR UGLY MAN: we should do something sometime,?

MS SEXY LADY: erm, yeah (but doesn't show further interest than that)

MR UGLY MAN: *thinks* oh well...

by AnDeH April 24, 2004

sometime

Designates and unspecified period of time.

Look, it's gonna happen sometime, sooner or later.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

we should do something sometime

Used to pick someone up without actually asking them on a date.

A casual suggestion to hang out with anyone, without sounding desperate.

You got anything planned? We should do something sometime.

by phex April 26, 2004

sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.

Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?

by Fearman April 1, 2008