turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

siesta

Period of downtime occuring after John Thomas expels his gentleman's relish.

After I polished my one-gun salute, my wife came home and gave me a milkman's greeting, but it was obvious John Thomas was in the middle of his siesta.

by Safari October 9, 2004

Siesta Margarita

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.

Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010

Sleep-siesta

When you wake up in the middle of the night and do things before going back to bed

' I had a great sleep-siesta last night: Woke up at 2am - tidied the house until 4am and went back to bed

by spamjangled April 18, 2011

carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

siesta

Her beauty was like that of an angel reborn on earth. If you looked up beauty in a dictionary you would find her name listed underneath. If you searched her name online I’m sure the related image results would be pictures of flowers, birds, or the moon.

Siesta, that's my code name.

by GR8 DET July 20, 2021

Siesta

The smartest girl alive

Siesta is hot.

by SDOdoubleG September 15, 2021