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Scandanavian clunge biscuit

A typically disgusting human being . The skankiest of skanks. The dirty stinking whore you wouldnt piss on if she was on fire. A carrier of the worst aids you've ever seen
Hey stringbeen That bitch is a dirty stinking shitbag .she would definitely give you aids. Yeah Roy you could almost call her a scandanavian clunge biscuit she's so gross
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Princess Sandalwood

A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.

Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.

Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.

(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.

If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.

Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
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sandalwood

Sandalwood is a natural ingrediant for making incense, aromatic oils, perfumes, and bath products. Sandalwood products are often used in Hindu and Buddhist ceremonies and practices.

The Sandal tree is grown in East Asia, most commonly found in the forests of Karnataka, India. The tree matures at around 60-80 years but cultivation is often started when the tree is between 30-40 years old. The first known uses of Sandalwood has been traced to 4,000 years ago.

Sandalwood is prized for a striking "base note" in aromatherapy and perfume making. Sandalwood essential oil's main component: beta-santalol (90% of oil) has antimicrobial properties. Sandalwood is also known to be a mild aphrodesiac and is one of the closest natural smells to human pharamones.
While in a bath and body store, Jill decided to buy sandalwood soap to give her a soft smell while killing germs.
by urbandan July 2, 2008
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sandaleen

1.Dazzlingly beautiful and gorgeous.
2.The girl all the boys want and all the girls want to be.
3.A girl that is so irresistably adorable that you just have to tell the world about it.
4.A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels*
5.Someone who is very appealing, nice to look at, and you wish you could have her in your life.
6.More than just a pretty face, a person who also is beautiful from the inside and makes others feel good by his/her acts, words or simple presence.
1. Damn! That sandaleen chick is so fine!
I wish that sandaleen chick was single cause then she would be mine!

2. Ben saw sandaleen, and it was love at first sight.
by at u February 5, 2010
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sandanbara

A Japanese word that litterally means "Three layered stomach", and is used to describe a woman who has saggy love handles.
guy 1: kono onna wa sandanbara desu! hahahah!

guy 2: kimoi!!
by chad5161 July 20, 2009
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Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
by ssqwad December 29, 2014
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Swords and Sandals

An RPG developed by Whiskeybarrel studios and eGames.com.

You play as a pirate that had their ship wrecked by a mighty storm and end up on an island called Doomtrek.

Doomtrek has a brutal arena in which you must defeat other combatants to the death for gold and fame. You use gold to purchase weapons, armor and other necessities that increase your survivability and better the chances of defeating the champions in the arena.

The game lets you taunt, beat, shoot, mutilate and, among other things, completely disembody opponents of their limbs and ultimately, their lives. It's quite gory and relentless. If you die, you die. You have to start over.

There are other installments of the series which include:
Swords and Sandals II: Emperor's Reign
Swords and Sandals Crusader
Swords and Sandals III: Solo Ultratus
Swords and Sandals IV: Tavern Quests
Swords and Sandals V: Grail of Antares
Swords and Sandals V: Redux

Most of the installments of the series are home to many game-breaking glitches. For instance, in the second installment, even on the full version, some players aren't able to save their characters. In Swords and Sandals 4, the game breaks over the simplest of player interaction. The first one, though, is legendary and if you're into rogue-like action RPGs it's definitely worth checking out.
Guy1: "Swords and Sandals is the worst game that I've ever enjoyed."
Guy2: "Real shit. First time I played it I thought it was one of the ugliest games I've ever played but for some reason, I couldn't stop until I slaughtered the last champion."
by Movianne February 20, 2019
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