m night shyamalan

An over rated director that makes the worst movies.
Far worst than that director from transformers who's name I can not mention at this time but is notorious for CGI, lots of explosions that are suppose to make up for the weak story lines.

M Night Shyamalan couldn't even direct porno without massive disappointment. At least transformers guy could make a porno that was ok the first time around, wouldn't be complete torture to watch again, And makes up for amateur mistake with excessive "explosions!"

Worst big budget movie in the world was made by

"m night shyamalan", and it was call "THE LAST AIR BENDER!!" Nuff said!
2 minutes in and I wanted to kill my self

by Demented Definitions December 30, 2010

shyamala

means Sri Lankan goddess , is normally the best mother but has a short temper. Dont mess with her.

Damn Shyamala is a goddess bro.

by epoillac November 22, 2017

Shyana

The baddest most unbothered bitch ever period.

Damn bro Shyana is a bad I wanna date her

by Prince_jay September 27, 2018

Shyaam

Somebody who is a Sideman

John: That guy is such a shyaam

Yani: I know right hes always following me around

by CitrusGod November 24, 2014

M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis

Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.

by Ligs June 3, 2019

Shyamalending

When the ending of a book, play tv series or movie has such a dramatic and unforseen twist that it is an ending worthy of the director M. Knight Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, The Happening, Unbreakable, After Earth).

Derp 1: Man I just watched the last episode of Lost...I don't even... I just did not see that coming at all.

Derp 2: Yeah I saw it too. It was a Shyamalending if ever I saw one.

by TheZenWithin May 31, 2013

M. Night Shyamalan-ed

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.

with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.

by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019