Shwifty

When one gets "down with it" and proceeds to undress and part take in sexual acts.

Hey babe wanna get Shwifty tonight with Tina?

by GremlinsGastLighter69 October 1, 2015

Shwifty

A word used in rick and morty television series

Let’s get shwifty

by Shwifty queen April 4, 2018

Shweiner

A protrusion from your clothing where the female wearer realizes said article of clothing resembles a fabric phallus.

I did a backflip and my shweiner was hanging out for the whole world to see.

by UrbanBurban June 11, 2020

shwiffer

Rachet bitch that shweefs constantly and typically reeks of poop

That hoe Hailey is such a stinky shwiffer

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022

shweef

when a girl thinks that she is just goin to queef but to her dismay she shits too

haha, jackie just let a shweef go!

by gurchyboy December 8, 2007

shwife

Super Hot Wife. An incredibly beautiful married chick.

Have you seen Michael's fiance? She's gonna make one hell of a shwife.

See also: Shousewife.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Rusty Sheiffs Badge

The anus muscle that has been polished very well after being dropped in the mud.

Don had been so drunk the night before he hadnt been able to do the paper work correctly. When he bent over to pick up the morning paper , Wendy got a right eye full of the rusty sheiffs badge

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006