Forehead Shavecut

The funniest flash movie ever made. It doesn't have to make sense to be hilarious.

Hey Bob, have you seen Forehead Shavecut?
Bob: Yeah man, I love that movie. I wish Jesse Jones would make a sequel.

by Babby September 30, 2006

shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.

by Maxsdad October 29, 2019

Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.

My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!

by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

Pussy Shave

When a girl puts cream on her pussy and shaves the pubic hair off.

Chad : So Kiersten what are you doing tonight?
Kiersten: I don't know I thought about doing a Pussy Shave cause Ive been so busy fucking you every night I haven't had a chance to do it in weeks!
Chad : That would be nice your bush has been getting caught in my mouth when I go down on you and almost makes me gag!
Kiersten : Fuck You Asshole!
Chad : Hey there's a thought I can fuck you in the ass while your doing your Pussy Shave!
Kiersten : Fine knock yourself out!

by SlopNChop December 29, 2016

Lectric shave

Shaving cream brand

slogan-
"Blade Close, Lectric smooth."

A very sexual sounding commercial.

"oh my honey, your face is so smooth, like lectric shave."

"Oh boy...you be smooth like letric shave, bra!"

by Lindsey;] June 19, 2008

Shave the pigeon

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.

"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"

by mikegloady July 25, 2008

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Very Bad Person December 17, 2019