pear shaped

A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase "It's all gone pear shaped." The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.

"Howard Dean must have thought he was a shoo-in for the Democratic presidential nomination, but somehow in the primaries it all went pear shaped."

by Mooseboy February 11, 2004

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Shapoopie

From the song, "Shapoopie," as seen in "The Music Man," a play about a man from Gary, Indiana who makes a boys band in Iowa and falls in love with a librarian.

Shapoopie, shapoopie, the girl that's hard to get.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, but you can win her yet.

by yo momma's momma's daddy February 25, 2011

friend shaped

A way of saying someone is naturally comfortable and enjoyable to be around.

You're friend shaped!
You're friend shaped too!

by Trixie_the_Kitty October 10, 2021

just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.

Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this

by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019

shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

wop shaped head

Someone who's head is mishapen or deformed or otherwise abnormal.

Damn Tommy Tran, you got that wop shaped head!

by Seronies November 22, 2010