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Shmammerd

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.
Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012
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Shmammered

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.
I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered
by William Bradford II September 4, 2009
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Shmammered

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered
Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.
by Hucked88 February 18, 2008
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Schrammered

To become intoxicated beyond the point of "hammered," "wasted," "schwasted."

Usually includes blacking out and stumbling around while your friends hold you up and basically carry you home. Always ends in a good night.
Oh man that guy can't even walk straight, he must be schrammered
by J Dub Ess July 26, 2010
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Sammered

To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.
Dude, I'm so totally sammered.
by Samantha Tyne June 11, 2008
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Shamered

To be both shitfaced and hammered during a long exposure to alcohol.
I was completely Shamered at the party last night
by Meston February 20, 2009
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shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one
"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"
by Fini August 8, 2004
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