shut

To deposit semen via masturbation onto an inanimate object.

Dude, Bobby was so worked up by those strippers that he went home and shut the sheets.

Man, I totally shut that old burned out Penthouse I found in your closet.

by Shutmaster October 27, 2006

shuts

Assumed to roughly be the same as telling someone to shut up although this has not been confirmed. Further observation of organism designations 'the he' and 'the she' will be required to verify there are no alternative meanings.

Me: "lol you guys are lame."

The He: "shuts..."

by Aaron Weiss December 3, 2007

Shutting

A bitch

She's such a shutting

by Clapper of the cheeks 69 February 7, 2019

shut

A word usually follow by 'uppa your mouth.'

<numbar1> Hi there.
<numbar2> Shut uppa your mouth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

shut

keep your mouth closed. now.

shut it rat.

by shut it. October 28, 2003

shut on

To turn on.

Shut on the light. Shut off the light.

by Whatdoyoumeanhuh69 January 20, 2017

shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005