The revolting result of a
girl's choice to whipe her
ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her
cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.
After buying the chick
like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that
skirt all night--I did her anyway.