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Stoney

Someone or something that possesses a laid back, hippie-esque quality.

A relaxed atmosphere, state or setting.
I was straight chillin' in a stoney hash bar in Amsterdam when I thought to myself, "I need a blumpy"
by Pimp Daddy July 14, 2003
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Shoneys

You've seen alot of bad restaurants, but then again, theres Shoney's, which is possibly the worst restaurant you will ever eat at. They insist on deep frying absolutely everything; including, but not limited to, chicken, other stuff that tastes like oil, and even the frialator oil itself . That drink you just ordered? It's pure oil. Immodium isn't supplied with your meal, so make sure you bring your own. But always remember, at Shoney's, "You're the Boss". Fair enough, until you drop dead from a heart attack
Person 1: You, me, Donnie, Shoneys?

Person 2: Absolutely not.

Person 1: SHONEEEYYSS

Ex2.
Person 1: On a scale of one to Shoneys, how greasy is your hair right now?

Person 2 : Definitely Shoneys!
by zamorak April 25, 2015
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Stoney-Treat

A bomb-ass treat you create when your really stoned and hungry.
That milkshake with oreos, milk, chocolate syrup, and a snack pack was an amazing stoney-treat last night!
by Stoney McStonerson55 September 17, 2010
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Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
by J Holland June 28, 2006
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stoney bologna

The state of mind one can reach through the act of smoking marijuana. One can indentify if stoney bologna is reached through the followiinng; uncontrollable giggling/laughing, the inability to form sentences, the need to consume any/all food around you, ect.
"Yo...I'm stoney bologna. Pass the marshmallow mateys."
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my stoney baby

a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa
Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby
by angelsbruins July 25, 2008
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Going to Shoney's

(you see someone pulled over on the side of the road)

"Oh man, he's definitely going to Shoney's! Table for two."
by Officer Delarge July 8, 2009
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