Shtimple 

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple

Shtimple by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 25, 2022

Scrimpleton 

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.

That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.

Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

Shrumple 

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.

Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains

Shrumple by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005

shrimperman

Noun: Someone who collects shrimp from the ocean.

Forest Gump was a shrimperman.

shrimperman by DNUNZ January 6, 2008

Simpleton 

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

Simpleton by Splusm March 1, 2015

Shrimper's Cut 

A tactical move used by shrimpers (people who catch shrimp for a living). When fighting, a shrimper may use this technique by slashing the lower abdomen of his adversary. This is not a lethal tactic but it renders the victim incapable of fighting. The victim must use his hands to hold in his intestines rather than fighting.

Did you see that guys scar across his stomach? Thats a nasty shrimper's cut.

Shrimper's Cut by Def Dr. May 8, 2007

Shiplet 

The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

or

The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.

'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

or

Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'

Shiplet by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011