Shid

Shid: originallly an ancient Japanese word, difficult translation but basically means "panty stains in the underpants". However the most important Shid today is Dr. Toshi Shid, a famous, experiental protologist, who lives in Tokyo and travels with his wife Mikina Shid throughout the world, lecturing on "The Shid Factor" (why certain anal cavities clog and how to un-clog them with various colonics and enemas using sake). When one simply says SHID within the academic centers of the world, it is clear: DOC SHID IS ARRIVING TO CLEAN OUT YOUR BOWELS! Mrs. Shid is the daughter of toilet paper magnet Ichiyanai Blee, and owns 57% of the toilet paper profits in Asia.

"Did you say SHID?" "Fuck yeh, he's lecturing in class and giving private enemas in his hotel suite. I'm booked for sure".

SHID is the name. SHID is the game.

I cannot get Shid out of my panties after that last exciting football game. Princess Peussie said to wash it out with warm beer, but that made the SHID MARKS even worse.

by Serena Schmidt January 17, 2011

Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

shidded

Refers to the past tense act of extruding faeces in the same way shitted does, but is used to imply that the subject, whether the person oneself, or another person/object displays qualities of mental deficiency.

The girl was so attractive that when I saw her face I shidded my pants.

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018

shid

n. Representing the fecal matter from the anus.
def 2. n.
Disbelief.

Marcus: "hey dog, I found a $100 on the ground.."
Chris: "Shid... Yo ass aint found no $100.."

by ShOvel July 24, 2003

Shid

You must be stupid if u think im doin that

Clean up your room Shid what i look like the maid

by LORSIMBA23 August 6, 2008

shid and fard

When shid have fard in woods bad so you need to go to target to get new pants because shid and fard.

"Nick are you gonna shid and fard everywhere?"

by 18374729194729373917 November 15, 2020

Shideous

"shideous" .adj

Used to describe something so revolting or vile that "shitty" or "hideous" alone will not suffice.

Did you smell that dialup tech?! That bastard is shideous!

by jaxxor August 23, 2004