Shrekitis

This is a one in a sextillion disease that is found in babies after birth. This illness happens because the parents both watched Shrek while having sex. It’s a very rare disease and can cause the baby to say random Shrek lines at random times.

Baby: *Exists*
Mom: Awww he’s so cute
Baby: WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?
Doctor: I’m sorry to break it to you but your baby has Shrekitis

by Guywithdefinitions March 5, 2019

shrekity spikes

When shrek obtains gravity spikes from black ops 3

Fuck, shrek is using his shrekity spikes

by Pinheadlarry69 August 16, 2017

shrekintology

The act of worshipping Shrek.

What religion are you?
Shrekintology

What the hell is that?
Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by Homo-Cunt November 1, 2018

shrekit

A massive, gigantic, scary female (probably) creature that lives in the settlements and doesn't like second chances, and likes to ruin your life when asking why don't you come to the Purim party, saying that you're valuable for the class and you say fuck you and block on Whatsapp.

Me: Shrekit, can I get a second chance on the test, I didn't have time to study...
SHREKIT: WHAT SECOND CHANCE?????
Me, quietly: Bitch

by TEAM ROCKET11111 January 9, 2018

shrekster

A mix of Shrek and Gangster, usually used by awkward white parents whom has some or little knowledge about the movie “Shrek, 2001”.

“Yo-yo-yo waddup shrekster?”
“Dad get out of my room”

by manannaannana January 1, 2019

shreksist

This means being racist to green goblin people, part of the Shrek family. Not accepting them into the roblox community.

“It’s not my fault she’s greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen” said by Dajaius as he was being shreksist to Lily the goblin.

by robotabby October 22, 2020

Shrekism

A cult who worships their master shrek!!!!!!

“Wow who are those people?”
“Oh they are apart of a cult called shrekism and they worship shrek”

by Lee:) August 4, 2022