shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.

Wow, nice shmants dude.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

shants

pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts.

"He's the only guy I know who can work shants."

by no nameee October 10, 2005

spants

long shorts, reach at least 3 inches under knee, worn by street rats who think shorts shorter than that are feminine.

"Those spants are awesome man."

by Senor Quives April 6, 2004

shants

A garment of clothing that is not long enough to be pants and not short enough to be shorts.

Everyone looks dumb in shants.

by c5noone January 5, 2007

Shants

A term for pants that are too short to be pants, but too long to be shorts. They are those ugly Euro-style pants that come down over the knees but short of the ankles.

They are also called 'shants' because you SHAN'T WEAR THEM! They are hideous and not manly in the least.

They are all the rage in Europe.

JIMMY: "I went to Paris and everyone was wearing SHANTS! Isn't that lame?!"

BILL: "I don't know, man, my uncle loves to wear those. Ashton Kutcher does, too."

by McNizzle123 October 14, 2010

J'shants

The sexiest form of clothing ever invented. Typically worn to cover the genitals and part of the legs. A combination of the sexiest parts of jeans, shorts, and pants. Can only be worn by people with the largest cock. Turns whoever wears them into an absolute sex monster.

Oh my god, Juan Carlos, please pound my dripping pussy in those sexy J'shants, with your monster cock.

by Steamboat8080 February 14, 2019

spants

Long shorts or short pants. See also Capri Pants.

You fag, are you wearing Capri pants?

No, they're Spants.

by capri fan December 26, 2005