Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

Shoeing

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

by El Cholo May 9, 2004

shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.

Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.

by authorph September 17, 2018

Brutal Penis Shoveling

A type of scissoring that involves both a male and female while the male is still not erect.

The man was brutal penis shoveling the woman's hole.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Hovering

When someone is eaves dropping, listening in , being nosy.

When you are eating and someone is looking at your food very hard and making you feel uncomfortable.

i was talking to by girl and her mom was HOVERING....(you can even make a helicoppter sound so your frieinds know what your talking about)

by La lengua, Darryl G September 20, 2010

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

lady sovereing

A word used by complete idiots who are probably trying to write Lady Sovereign but either do not have enough brain capacity to spell sovereign right or know that they are not worthy of writing the name of such an amazing artist.

1
Idiot : "you know your music taste sucks you like lady sovereing"
Me: no i don't! wtf is that?...........Oh, you must mean lady sovereign!
Idiot: yeah that's her I forgot how to spell he he whoops *kills self*.

2
Wanker: " Lady sovereing is a disgrace, but I am kind of scared to write that properly"
Me: yeah the Ess-Oh-Vee would kick your ass!
Wanker: "shut up I am going to have nightmares now....mum I need hugs!!!!!! and I need you to fuck me!

by ~~SoMe RaNdOm BiTcH~~ July 5, 2009