showiet

A lesbian girl typically trying to get at girls but rejected. Is mean to everyone and knows she is a bitch.

"Would you ever date showiet,"" Na she's a bitch"

by Cematarylane0001 October 5, 2016

shosheeesh

Its like saying sheesh but with sho in front.... only swaggy swag people say this

Zoe: wsg bro i like you shoes
Nick: shosheeesh

by sallyy applesauce April 24, 2021

shotie

A little hole on the side of a pipe or bong that you can cover it with your thumb, and lift it to clear the chamber, or device. USED IN FERGUS, ONTARIO.

"Is there a shotie on this?"
"Take your finger off the shotie, and you'll get a mad hoot!"

by Josh & Kat October 29, 2007

Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009

SOSIEO

Secretary of State I'd Eat Out

Wow Hilary Clinton is really a SOSIEO

by SexyJenny69 January 26, 2009

Shoieb

Destroyer of non existent things. Good at everything. Qualified and certified in all terrorism activities. Good at piloting planes. Big cock but probably has a a bigger heart.

That guys definitely a Shoieb

by straightHeterosexualMan2021 January 21, 2021

Showie

to go take a shower.

Friend: Hey man imma showie.

Me: Okay.

use this when you want to go take a shower.
hey i’m gonna go showie.
ok bro.

by YeeterPeeter.sc January 4, 2022