shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003

Shortwicks

quick tempered, easily angered, quickly agitated.

A Jehovah's witness showed up at my door the other day and started giving me the God spiel so I totally went shortwicks on him.

by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

Shortify

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

by David Christo September 14, 2008

shortsighted

1. dim-witted/dum/etc.
2. with bad distance vision: unable to see clearly objects that are far away.

1. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."
2. "Anonymous is so shortsighted."

by boingat January 16, 2005

shorties

(n.) A hawt suburban woman.

"I got fine ass shorties comin' through the slidin' door of my pop's van.

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Shortridge Academy

A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.

Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!

by Rambology June 1, 2010

shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.

Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?

by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003