strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

by calvin the curious January 11, 2008

shortbust

some one who is flat chested or lacks atractive breast size

did you see fiona shes such a shortbust she'll never get a boyfriend

by wutdafuge February 23, 2017

shortcuts bitch

someone who uses custom icons with shortcuts on iPhones to theme their phone

ayoooo she's a shortcuts bitch

by NovaHEV October 30, 2022

Legitimate shortcut

Within the rules cutting through bull**** and red tape to get directly to the issue.

The professor took a legitimate shortcut to ensure the sanity of his students and colleagues.

by Dr. Gallesa March 31, 2020

shortcut clause

Invoking the shortcut clause indicates you never wish to discuss a specifically distasteful topic again. It's entymology can be found in a "Simpsons" episode (www.tv.com/the-simpsons/itchy-and-scratchy-land/episode/1392/trivia.html) wherein the family takes a shortcut and a smash-cut brings us back to them, in disarray, with Homer intoning ominously, "Let us never speak of the shortcut again".

You would not use the shortcut clause to avoid talking about something good, only something too horrible or traumatic to want to relive in any manner.

She: How was your date with my sister?

He: I claim the shortcut clause.

by Keep The Reason March 4, 2009

ShortCunt

When you’re being a bit of a cock, and messing up your words.

There are no Shortcunts to victory.

by ContCrusader June 6, 2017

shorterest

shortest person ever

“you’re shorterest”

by kinggali November 14, 2021