Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021

Throw short people month

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn

James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it

by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022

kill short people day

kill short people no consequences on october 22nd

hey its kill short people day yay kill gianni hahahah he dead now.

by boobs22 October 22, 2020

Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

Respect short people day

This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!

Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼

by Luckas u prick :)) October 19, 2020

Throw Short People Year

For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.

It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.

by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021