The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.
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by Wordie December 27, 2012
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Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever
by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023
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Kevin hart: Oh no
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Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no
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was shorted (in the past)
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