Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????
by KumDumpster May 12, 2022
1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
by RamonDelFuego October 17, 2010
by Lady Dick September 01, 2008
The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though
Cierra shoemaker is my future wife
by relytreklaw April 15, 2022
by Big boy 89 April 22, 2017
The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?
by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025