shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

shoebris

The attitude of a girl who goes out in inappropriately uncomfortable shoes without any back-up footwear, thinking that she can handle them. This often results in her feet being in excruciating pain by the end of the night.

A: Why is she taking a cab home? She lives just 5 blocks away!
B: Her shoebris got the better of her and now she's got blisters the size of grapes.

by Tokamak June 22, 2010

Shoever

A anciant ritual in which you throw your old shoes out the window, so that the Shoe Reeper may take them to his plane in which he has mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-children can take apart the shoes, and sew them back together with mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-string and sell them back at discount prices, so the Reeper can raise enough money to get himself a (hard) ticket to Hawaii.

"Mom, before I take a bath, I have do shoever."

by 19BDC90 January 14, 2010

shoeberry

a rock or lint that is sitting in someones shoe.

ow,somthing is poking my foot it must be a shoeberry.

by lauren russo October 8, 2003

shoobert

Some one who is very small
and usually has blonde/purple hair and stretched ears

'whoooa did you see that girl shes such a shoobert'

by Kimberlee352 October 29, 2008

Shooberriness

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets after sitting in an already warmed chair.

Beth was delightfully surprised by the shooberriness after sitting down in her second hour class.

by Aja March 29, 2004

Shoebris

The act of wearing footwear that is socially inappropriate to the situation at hand.

Did you hear that Tim wore slippers to his job interview yesterday? That was some serious shoebris!

by 2lol2quit April 9, 2011