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Montana shoeshine

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008
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Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
by 3eyed March 14, 2009
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Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.
You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
by FireIslanders August 15, 2006
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Reverse shoeshine

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.
My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.
by The Firezombie August 20, 2009
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shoeshine

n. - A member of the FBI or a similar plainclothes investigator for law enforcement, referring to their dress code requiring shoes to be highly polished.
Terry feared that if he kept downloading movies, the shoeshine would catch up with him.

(See also the first chapter of Tom Wolfe's "The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test," titled "Black Shiny FBI Shoes," and Simon & Garfunkel's song "Keep the Customer Satisfied," whose narrator sings that he is "one step away from the shoeshine, two steps away from the county line.")
by Thus Blogged Anderson November 12, 2012
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Shoeshining

The act of dressing up like a clown and riding a unicycle without a seat attached(anal penetration) while making balloon penises.
Eric: "How did your kids b-day party go?"
Chris: "Horrible! I didn't do a reference check on the clown I hired and the minute I turned my back he was Shoeshining in front of the kids"
Eric: "It could've been worse."
Chris:"No, after the party my wife left me for him."
by Mr.Tapout August 27, 2010
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Tijuana Shoeshine

The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.
I gave my college president a Tijuana Shoeshine, but she didn't pay up.
by pizzafucker13 April 17, 2009
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