shloog

Words cannot describe the ridiculousness of a shloog. Someone not appreciated and has no reason to be. A complete failure and disappointment in life.

That guy named Zac is such a shloog I'd do anything to slap him sideways

by BBizzy99 February 17, 2017

schnoog

When two sickening lovers brush faces in lengths according to lovingness at random occasions.

Face rubs, face-to-face loving, schnoog actions

by drgilly82 April 30, 2008

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

shnookered

Extremely drunk to the point of becoming beligerent and/or being cut off. Commonly used in N.E. where it is pronounced "shnookah'd"

I think my buddy over there is shnookered, I'd better help him.

by A. Gorilla May 21, 2006

schnoogit

A man-made comfortable nook, like a cave dug in sand or a cradle made out of pillows and blankets

The girl made herself comfortable, sporting an extra large hoodie and sweats as she lounged on her schnoogit of pillows and stuffed animals

by Prince Charming 143 December 21, 2010

ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz

A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed of woman, one who is gorgeous beyond belief and has the Arctic Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed of woman one can find. There is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which makes her a prize that every man someday hopes to get.

Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing looks, but they have the best personalities you can find in any breed of woman. With their sarcastic sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every woman.

Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*

by T-Dog Mahoney September 22, 2010

Shnoof kanoof

A wild shnoof kanoof has appeared

A rare sight.
A shnoof kanoof is a very good csgo player.

Shnoof kanoof clogged the potty again better go cook my bum bum on the barbecue weeeeeeeeeeee

by Wallbangwillybum April 29, 2019