Shoplift-at-Tipsy

When someone tries to steal drinks from a party, gets caught and is beat the shit out of.

Joe: Yeah, Darren tried to steal some Jaeger from the party last night.

Dianne: What happened to him?

Joe: Well, they made him shoplift-at-tipsy.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 9, 2010

Shoplift

To steal another persons idea and/or word.

Hey dude, this sticker is steezy

*dome slap*, you shoplifted my word, you pirate

by jbn/gstache duo May 17, 2007

shmoifed

Being high as balls stoned baked faded

Jaxon: Yo bro, Brandon is so shmoifed.

Joey: I know, he smoked 5 bowls from that bong.

by W0lfG0d April 15, 2019

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

shmoolie

A person who is awkward or uneasy.

Usually the blacksheep or friend who seems like they are out of place or uncomfortable.

My friend Tamara does not like to go out and have a drink with me. She thinks everyone is staring at her anytime we have went out. What a shmoolie!

by DanaLinnTX April 21, 2017

shoplifting

letting someone pleasure you without returning the favor

Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...

by kayharvey May 28, 2018