shmoop

womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp
shmoopie

the most gorgeous boy in the world, straight out of the most romantic film ever made (the notebook)
AKA. THE NOOTBOOK

'I love shmoop like the sun loves the moon and miss shmoop like the flowers miss the rain' -womp

by shmoop's girlfriend March 12, 2023

shmoop a poop

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Shmoop Shmock

Shmoop means any form or feeling of happiness. Shmock means good/fun times or adventures. Happiness & Fun times.

Shmoop Shmoop Shmock

by TyPhizzle December 23, 2020

poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmoopie

A person who is adored by another. See shmoop.

You are my shmoopie, my only shmoopie.

by modenadude April 28, 2006

schmoop

A fanfic with LOTS of fluff or with a more intense level of fluff.

"That Johnlock fic was so fluffy I'd go as far to say it was Schmoop.

by the-tenth-physician June 16, 2013