poop in my shmoop

when you want someone to insert their poop into your shmoop

David: Yo what's good Paddy?
Paddy: Nothing bro, I just had someone do a phat poop in my shmoop
David: Damn, I wish that was me

by Javalle McGee May 30, 2019

Shmoop

Means "i have to go" or "im out" or "bye bitch"

I love you in all but shmoops!

by Boonga July 3, 2019

Shmooping

Shmooping (SHA-MOO-PING) verb.
Shmooping is the act of munting, and figging at the same time.
Shmooping is most commonly used as a brainrot term.

Shmooping is a horrible act that only crazy people do.

You’re just a shmooper!

by Ford_Superduty December 16, 2024

shmoop

used for someone u love, kinda like oomf except this can be used outside of twitter

guys shmoop isn't coming to schl today :(

by taehyunstictacs February 16, 2022

Shmoop

A person who has anal sex but then procides to suck the penis that was just in their own ass

Look at the shmoop ass niggah

by Therealdicksucker April 17, 2017

Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

shmoop

womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp
shmoopie

the most gorgeous boy in the world, straight out of the most romantic film ever made (the notebook)
AKA. THE NOOTBOOK

'I love shmoop like the sun loves the moon and miss shmoop like the flowers miss the rain' -womp

by shmoop's girlfriend March 12, 2023