Shmoog

The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.

Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.

by AlBauce April 11, 2019

Shmoody

A woman of desire, a woman of essence.

Ive never felt so strong for someone before. I love you, my Shmoody.

by meeehoy July 8, 2021

Shmooga

Smart, eccentric, individualistic, iconoclastic, defiant and creative, girl.

You can be a shmooga but don't be too hip for life.

by Sentient Being August 16, 2011

Shmooby

The fat over a tight shirt (this is the way you spell it for neck fat)

a shirt that is 5 sizes small with m y hanging fat is shmooby

by Apex guava February 17, 2014

shmoogle

A hug between a male and a female where the males arms are above the femalse shoyulders, the femal puts her arms under the males arms around the waist area, then rests her head in the groove near the males shoulder.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

shwoogy

a nigger who is jewish

get out of the oven shwoogy

by goble March 11, 2004

shmongy

KFC worker

You’re all shmongys

by Shmongy October 13, 2023