Shmagma

the normal excess that sometimes collects under the foreskin of a male's intact penis

"A little shmagma is no big deal- just wash it away in the shower, like anything else."

by hyperjes January 18, 2007

Smigma

That stuff on your dick when you wear the same underwear for 3 months

His smigma was so thick he could whack off with it

by easy-e March 4, 2003

shmegma

A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.

When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.

by Bigswell79 September 3, 2003

shmegma

a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina

nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick

by mike v April 24, 2003

shmegma

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

schmigma

when a guy hasn't been circumcised and every once in a while he has to clean out some stuff in his hole, and it's called schmigma-thank you libby!

dude he`s schmigma boy!

by mr. whistle p morning breeze. June 28, 2006

shmegma

The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.

Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.

by Andrew Rubio April 27, 2005