Shmeek

Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.

Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.

Richard shmeeks off in school.

by DuganNugan July 8, 2010

shmeekster

A guy who is awesome and great. One who takes pride in family, life and his work. The kind of guy that any woman would want to spend the rest of her life with....happily!

The Shmeekster is the best of the best of the BEST!

by Angela_S September 8, 2006

shmerkle

to love a person

"I shmerkle you"

by shmerkler8 April 26, 2009

shmeek

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

by Bender"Bending"Rodriguez July 6, 2009

shmeekie

thats the mf plug call

"Shmeekie!"

*Ethan Dugan preceeds to cum his pants*

by Max Dooley May 13, 2018

shmeeked

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”

i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss

by f0pfinsta April 8, 2020

Shmeek

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

by Joel Mckay July 28, 2008