old shmeagle

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

Shmeel

A vape or dab pen

Me: hey dude pass the shmeel piece

by Boo_69 December 12, 2021

Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

by calmarius May 30, 2006

Shmeeshmoo

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010