shmeag

a cigarette, or the act of smoking a cigarette

yo dog, you got shmeags?
sup, lets go shmeag.
damn, i need to go get some shmeags.
what u do last night?-just sat around, shmeaged

by Jordandg January 6, 2008

Shmeagol

Cigarette. (Lingo originated from fishing boats in Alaska)

Curt: Hey man, can I get a shmeagol from you? I just ran out.
Jason: Damn dude! I'm always giving out my shmeagols!

by Antwone Marshall April 21, 2013

Shmegashlong

A monster cock that has an infestation of smegma.

Hey bro, you have a tasty shmegashlong. Shove that shmegashlong down my throat

by PipperDoodle3 October 31, 2022

Shmeagan

A servant of Jesus Christ !!!!

I am a shmeagan for Christ!!!!!

by Christisthyway!! December 7, 2022

Shmeasty

Shmeasty is 10x as rare as shiestie and is very ultra rare. You only use this sparingly

Person one: gyatt Ohio sigma rizz

Person two: kys ur so shmeasty

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

Shmeaglerump

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023