Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".

"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"

by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022

shmamsauced

past the point of shmammered, and beyond the point of hamsauced. Where shmammered and hamsauced meet, and create a wonderchild of clusterfuck

Dude did you see that guy running around in his underpants with a major hard on chasing different zoo animals?

Yeah, he was completely shmamsauced.

by Whippin Nips August 2, 2011

Shamps

The abbreviation for Champagne

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne

by The corrector August 29, 2013

shrapse

A Verry Naughty Boy

He Who Hits must Be Naughty

by Gomo November 7, 2003

poop shnaps

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.

Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.

by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009

Shmansy

Shiny and fancy, objects or people that look good.

that necklace is shmansy
Good God you look shmansy

by Merk November 21, 2003

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007