shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011

shmammered

The act of being so drunk you act like a fool and usually end up praying to the porcelain god, or sleeping naked in a bush in your nieghbors yard.

I wanna get really shmammered tonight!

by WordsofWisdom13 May 10, 2011

shmammered

(Adj.) Being extremely drunk; CRAZY: Blackout; Blank; aggressive; uncontrollable; unable to handle; higher than shitfaced and hammered

Last night you were shmammered!!!! Do you remember?!

by garygarland November 23, 2015

Schameese

The big homie, get you a her...in real life!

Schameese is heaven on earth but if you cross her, always know the devil once was an angel.

by Bighomiemeese March 14, 2017

shareese

A black ugly monster,who is very short and slow.He talks so fast and is very ghetto.Super duper black but has many friends. Usually is very freaky.

Shareese what you on

by reesethatboy May 15, 2018

Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018