splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

slunkerish

Obscure action of movement Slinking sly slithering like manuver almost being shy, not wanting to be seen by other but are in plan view of others. Walking or moving in a non normal way.

Her slunkerish movements made me cringe at the sight, as she went by.

My slunkerish moves made me feel broken and uneasy of what was to come next.

by Nic Star sk8lahoma August 16, 2012

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Splunker

It can mean ANYTHING

Yo i was so pissed today my boss was acting like such a splunker.

Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.

by TheSplunkerHimself October 12, 2017

Splunkerdick

When u have a small dick but don't wanna admit it

Dont lie, you have a Splunkerdick

by bbgurl6007 May 28, 2019

schlunkerpong

greatest game ever created

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.

by schlunker king September 21, 2020

Shlanker

When a girl is a solid 3 on the hot scale

Dammmmmmnnnn thats a fuckin "Shlanker"

by Jboooby January 6, 2021