shledankled

The act of getting wrecked, owned, destroyed ect.

Man, that kid just got shledankled!

by pkatt November 2, 2014

Shwerding

Shwerding originated from two greats from Poole, Dorset. They are gifted individually, the thinker, the motivator; one being the background guy and one being the frontline. It comes as taking words and using them yourself, but these gifted guys used to do it for humour and coding. People wouldn't understand this companionship, like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Ant and Dec but more in reality Dumb and Dumber.

"Shwerding "and Exshample you shnood shmeek Shnike shmis because it would be not conformist. " smhaydon can I have shmaves please?" Shwerdimt is Shnoe shmucking shmule dude shmightcheous

by PooleDorsetBanter August 17, 2015

shlardz

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy

Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck

by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017

shler

Shler is an astonishing, heroic, amazing, super-woman. Her inner spirit is calm and her energy soothes and spread positive feelings wherever she goes. Shler is the ideal woman. She is the kind of person that whenever she walks in to a room, the clock stops and the whole atmosphere is induced with her flourishing energy. Shler sets trends and everybody wishes they could have her swag. But the truth is, Shler is a very rare person and whoever that even comes close to standing in her light, will be overshadowed by Shler's presence, because there is only one Shler.

Shler, Amazing, beautiful, jigabooza, successful, ambitious, hot, intelligent, interesting

by Professor of Life September 29, 2013

Shmerdak

To engage in sexual activities, usually reserved for intercourse.

"I'd love to come but Becky is coming over soon to Shmerdak."

by Informedlate July 6, 2014

shwerd

the east meadow stoner's version of word.

"whaddup slut?
-shwerd yo!"

by Diva & Skittlez August 2, 2007

Shnerdbaumer

1.) A shnerd whom tries to accomplish an act, or may try to dive into a situation, but fails epicly.
2.) One who may happen to falsify information in order to look cool or be noticed.
3.) One who has been viewed as being a complete failure whilst thinking they are being smart or have succeeded.

Person #1: Hey did you hear about what happened to frank?
Person #2: No man what happened to him?
Person#1: Well it happened like this...
Shnerdbaumer: I was there. He got drunk and pissed on my grandmother while we were at that large penis convention.
Person#1: Not even close dude.
Person#2: What a shnerdbaumer!

by Asuraku January 21, 2009