Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

Shlapper

A bomb ass song. Catchy asf, gets you litty titty!

"That song Fergalicious is a SHLAPPER!"

by aye_senia May 31, 2018

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

Slappage

Slap*äge: adverb: when a song is said to slap.

"That song's got much slappage, total banger.

by AlilineConsortiumLVNV December 15, 2021

man schlappa

a man whore. usually used around said man so he won't know what you are calling him. the a in man is pronounced long like a combination of a and o.

Girl 1: Isn't that Adams third girl tonight?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's such a man schlappa.

by bri_ruca September 14, 2009

Kappa Slappa

The act of pulling down your pants and whipping your penis side to side, so that it can slap your thighs and make a loud clapping noise, the faster and harder the better

WOMAN: "Hey jeff do the kappa slappa for me"
JEFF: "OK, let me take off my pants"
JEFF's Penis: "CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP"

by BIG LV September 6, 2008

Koofi Slappa

one who slaps kufi's, hats or anytype of head gear off of ones head as the ultimate sign of disrespect.

you see him slap his hat off? thats a koofi slappa

by Reggie Rockswell September 23, 2004