salamence

The mokst badass dragon in the entire mother fucking galaxy. Will rip your balls if you touch him.

I'll ride a Salamence tonight hope I don't get my bals ripped.

by ErwinTheMotherFucker November 27, 2016

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008

Shameglasses

The biggest, roundest sunglasses you can find to hide your face as you do something REALLY embarrassing. They probably end up drawing more attention to you, but you don't care, since you don't have to look anyone in the eye.

I had to drive my mom's car into town and wouldn't you know it the El Molino cheerleaders were having a fundraising bake sale in front of Safeway. Luckily I was wearing my shameglasses, so driving a car with the license plate that says GRANNIE wasn't so bad.

by miwok September 6, 2010

Shameeka

Shameeka is a big booty girl she is fine every guy wants her she is the best friend tells the truth no matter what she can also be your worst nightmare funny smart and spoiled and kind hearted

Hey did u meet shameeka

Yes I did she is fine as freak

by Truthismymiddlename April 3, 2019

shamekia

The Queen of all , honest,loving, caring and outspoken. A people person that really doesn't like people. Your best friend or your worst enemy. Always imitated, never duplicated and otherwise known as Mekia.

Shamekia is the queen. Never address her as anything else!

by 👑Shamekia December 19, 2016

shuffle shame

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.

by Laurent Haug November 6, 2008

Item of shame

The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.

When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame

by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009