Shityria

When you describe living in Syria in a single word

I live in Shityria
Where are you from? Unfortunately, I am from Shityria

by theproduca69 April 10, 2022

shitwrangled

extremely wasted. Wasted is not shitwrangled. If you are fucked up you are not shitwrangled. Shitwrangled is beyond fucked up

Wanna get shitwrangled tonight?
hell yeah man lets fucking do it

by dixonta September 30, 2011

shittrain

A train that is very late, to the point of pissing off the people waiting for it.

Oh, the shittrain is so late!

by cazort September 15, 2003

shitranger

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.

"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.

by Head July 29, 2004

ShItalian

Someone on Urban Dictionary who has no life and posts mindless definitions on how Italians are the best in the world. They usually aren't Italian, otherwise they would have better things to do about than announcing themselves over the internet.

Italians: Best people in the world. Why? No reason. We just are. ~I'm Italian~

OR

Italian: Someone with a great ass!

OR

Italian: What YOU wish you were!

Now we have heaps of racist spam on Urban dictionary wherever we look. Damn those ShItalians...

by Tess the ScLientist™ May 21, 2011

Shitopian

Person with excessive and unwarranted pride and entitlement to a land his ancestors stole west and south of Tigray. Also known as ልሙጥ(Limut) ፎጣ ለባሽ (fota lebash). Symptoms include uncontrollable hypocrisy, lying, projection, insecurity, savagery, identity crisis, reflection, denial, hysteria, victim mentality, delusion and cultural and linguistic appropriation.

This person may cause you nausea, irritation, loss of hope in humanity and complete and utter disbelief.

Feven: Who are these people? What's wrong with them?
Ted: Oh don't mind them, they have lost it. They are Shitopians, they've been hiding among us

by HumanImposter July 11, 2021

Shitprint

The act of touching something after your fingers have touched your butt hole.

My hand smells like crap after I shook Bill's hand - I think he gave me a shitprint!

by srezr December 20, 2013