Simsbury

A town in the state of Connecticut known by the elders as a very affluent area with a good education system and by the younger generation as a boring as fuck town. People from outside Simsbury think everybody is a douchbag from the town for several reasons including but not limited to: our general population being represented by stuck up douchbags who think they are the shit and drop the name Simsbury to try to equate themselves with wealth, many of us want you to think we are jackasses and spend our time fucking with you, the man at Dunkin Donuts was too stoned to properly toast their bagel, and all the worthwhile people die or move out. Still for some reason people come back to visit the town, probably because of memories of the crazy as fuck people you tend to find here from time to time and because you realize how much you liked the town after spending some time in NJ. One of the best things about Simsbury is that it is not Canton, our "ghetto/redneck" neighbors who are plagued by wannabe gansters and cracked out women. Granby, the northern neighbors, are known by many Simsbury residents for their Cumbys Chill Zones (slushies) and for the locals celebration of white power Wednesday. In Simsbury there is an obvious clash between the conservative old folk and the hippie youth.

Also if you live here you have a 99% chance of being white

well we are in Simsbury

by Royal-T-Slutts July 25, 2011

Shitburgers

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.

Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013

shitsburg

Steel shithole in the middle of Pennsylvania.

The Shitsburg squeelers qb is a traumatized vegatable.

by exodusownsshitsburg September 24, 2008

Shitstory

1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.

Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.

OR

Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.

by estarly March 31, 2010

shitsturber

A person who loves to cause drama just because they love the chaos and doesn't care about how it effects other people involved.

Ugh, don't tell her about me sleeping with him. She's such a shitsturber.

by _Ellia_ April 14, 2011

Shitburg

A word that means Fitchburg but highlights how sucky the place is.

Shitburg has some really shitty potholes, storms, and just plain sucks.

by Pseudonym48 December 21, 2008

simsbury

a town filled with snobby kids who like to gossip, party, drink and smoke, they think they are better then everyone else, and the school system is the best around

where are you from?
simsbury!
oh you must be rich and stuck up

by laura janers March 13, 2011