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shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter
Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight
by El Bonerino June 16, 2010
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Shitnite

A shitty game played by little retards with no life, who don't get any pussy and are instead jerking off on new skins.
Retard 1: shall we play some squads?
Retard 2: I don't have a penis
Normal person: fuck you retards, I ain't gonna play shitnite!
by Notorios November 12, 2020
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Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
by youlazyass December 6, 2009
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Shitnitch

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009
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Flying shit fit

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue
Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of
by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018
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shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do
Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours
by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011
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shitnitz

This is a word to reffer to ANYTHING in a generic way that is not 'thing' or 'stuff'.
I just bought some cool shitnitz for my car today.
by Pyroteamkill April 2, 2005
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